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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dog did Dracula have? A Bloodhound."
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"One day, a man ran through Red Square in Moscow, shouting at the top of his lungs, ""Khrushchev is a fool!"" He was subsequently arrested for revealing state secrets."
"""They say penguins can't fly. Can't? Or never got the chance?"" I whisper in the penguin's ear, shoving him out of the aircraft."
"I am starving and horny. This cucumber is going in me one way or another."
"Before you get married ask yourself: is this the person you want to watch stare at their phone the rest of your life?"
"I hate watching termites. They're boring."
"What's the difference between American and European kids? European kids actually come home from school."
"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!"
"The problem majoring in Electrical Engineering... is keeping up with Current Events."
"How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb? They don't: They screw in a vacuum."