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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk right into a bar. The Buddhist ducks."

"A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says... ""What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?"" The pirate says, ""Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"""

"[Signing waiver for the show Cops] No no, you don't have to blur my face but how about a sweet mustache?"

"What do you do when you want to hold a bunny? You grabbit."

"Speed 3: Waitress has to keep talking about the day's specials or the entire restaurant explodes."

"Fock spelling."

"The best place to get pumpkins cheap is driving around the neighborhood at 4AM. Got 5 nice ones this morning."

"Regardless of what you may hear there's still many women these days who are excellent ""housekeepers"". Seems each time they get a divorce they keep the house."

"Why don't boobies make apple juice? BECAUSE GIRLS ONLY HAVE A ""PEAR"" AHAHEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE"

"One time I got so nervous when a guy took off his pants in front of me I said ""friggity diggity"" please do not rt"