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Joke of the Day

"Dove: Dad, what's my name mean? Me: It's the symbol for love Swallow: What about mine? Me: Umm, true love."

"Everyone talks about roses on a piano... I just want tulips on my organ."

"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can walk into a store without Robin."

"Why do deaf women wear tight jeans? So you can read their lips."

"My Boss thought that getting a vasectomy would keep his wife from getting pregnant. All it did was change the color of the baby."

"Me: So if I call Canada it's billed as international? Phone rep: Yes. Cuz Canada is a country. Me: You should hear how ridiculous you sound."

"What did the doctor say to the infertile Princess Bride? Inconceivable!"

"Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee? Tsarbucks."

"I read that 1 in 5 women suffer from mental illness so I guess that means the other 4 must enjoy it."

"Why does nobody like Tigger? Because he plays with Pooh."