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Joke of the Day
"Why do deaf women wear tight jeans? So you can read their lips."
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"Do you like the internet? Cause I can put you on there if you come back to my place."
"""You could have done so much better than him."" Me: Mom, I'm right here."
"Manny Pacquiao says he would accept a rematch with Floyd Mayweather. ""Yes, I will allow you to pay me another $100 million,"" he told sources"
"A man using the new Apple maps walks into a bar... ... or maybe a hotel. or possibly a church."
"A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"I burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I shoulda cooked it at aloha temperature."
"What happens when we put white people in power Police brutality."
"*Farmer walks into job application Farmer: I barely speak English, and my village doesn't have a computer. Employer: BOOM! Tech support!"
"To the people who don't like me... suck it. To the people that do like me... same thing. "