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Joke of the Day
"Why does nobody like Tigger? Because he plays with Pooh."
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"God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a Twitter, but I still follow him."
"Why do seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper makes them sneeze."
"Guys what shall we call thing that impedes movement? GUY NAMED BARRY: ""How about a barry?"" GUY NAMED BARRY BARRY: ""How about a barrier?"""
"What's the German super hero called? Ale-Man"
"What happened when the cow tried to milk itself? It was an udder catastrophe."
"Quick tax question: Does giving thousands of dollars to charity last year make up for lying about it this year?"
"What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for? Organized crime."
"I paid for my meal at McDonald's with love. [NSFW] I pulled out some money and the cashier was like, ""no, let me see you fuck this Big Mac instead."""
"""Let's get this show on the road."" ~ Guy who invented parades"