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Joke of the Day

"My Boss thought that getting a vasectomy would keep his wife from getting pregnant. All it did was change the color of the baby."

"If your Dad leaves, just act like you're installing a new screen door. All the Dads of the neighborhood will gather round. Pick your new Dad"

"How's school, Hannah? ""Really tough, dad."" They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they? ""No-"" WHY THE HELL NOT"

"I met up with two friends of mine. One of them asked me what did I do yesterday, and I said I watched Rashomon. But the second friend had a different story."

"Police chief: So what do we know about the serial killer? Detective: He's white Other detective: A muscular build Me: He kills people"

"Just stuck my tongue in an outlet. The results were shocking."

"Xbox exclusive games"

"People in glass houses Should go to the bathroom in the basement."

"Lawyers must be pretty big fans of the legendary Irish rock band U2. Almost all of them go on about all the pro-Bono things that they do."

"What's the opposite of a hipster? A napster"