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Joke of the Day
"Everyone talks about roses on a piano... I just want tulips on my organ."
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"TIL: A study revealed that users never check the authenticity of facts they find on /r/todayilearned"
"When I'm empty-handed my dog doesn't know what the word 'sit' means, but if I have a treat she can perform neurosurgery."
"Where does the time go?"
"Have you ever drank The Slager... It's when you you take eight shots of a Black Russian back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back."
"Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit? All the pairs of floating eyes"
"A bald man was once presented with a comb as a gift... He said, ""I'll never part with it."""
"My tablet burned me today after I installed Tinder on my Kindle Fire."
"What does a gay horse eat Haaaaayyyy!!"
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot"