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Joke of the Day
"Gay men tend to be very tongue-in-cheek."
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"Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us? Why do we have to do all the work?"
"I just had a coughing fit and think I accidently created a Nicki Minaj song featuring Ke$ha. Sorry, you guys."
"what do you call someone who critiques bad jokes? A cheese-grader!!"
"Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!"
"If I had a cool name like AL Gore, I would make horror films."
"I bought 10,000,000 dogecoin yesterday. It turns out jokes are pretty profitable."
"Farrah Fawcett's last wish was for all the children in the world to be safe, then Michael Jackson died."
"[wife replies to text that I found a genie] dont do a thing im almost home [she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]"
"My daughter's school was closed for fog. Back in my day, Godzilla could be destroying the city & the principal would be like ""2-hour delay"""