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Joke of the Day

"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite restaurant? Sizzle-r"

"If you are ever attacked by a mob of clowns... go for the Juggler"

"What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life And you're starting back off at your last checkpoint."

"What do women and werewolves have in common? (Offensive) They both go berserk once every month."

"Males ejaculate at 27 mph. That explains why its illegal to do it in a school zone."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"

"What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ""K"" instead of ""OK""?"

"See ya later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. Catch ya manana, little iguana."

"Playing Frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to just running after a Frisbee."

"A beautiful woman is like the perfect shot of vodka Transparent, ice cold, and utterly tasteless."