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Joke of the Day
"If you buy organic and don't tell someone about it, is it still organic?"
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"Guns don't kill people. Girls who get tagged in a photo before they get a chance to see it kill people."
"ME: sometimes i just repeat your name instead of laughing HANNAH: that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard ME: hannahannahannahannaha"
"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but they'd have to be really small."
"Just think,,, 20 years ago my television set weighed 350lbs.. And my wife weighed 105lbs ..."
"What is the most popular ethnic snack among Programmers? NaN"
"I wasn't sure about having sex with aliens Butt fuck 'et"
"I just can't trust stairs anymore Try seem like they're down for anything, but really they're always up to something"
"How much is an M&M? 50 cents. That's Ludicris!"
"Can all 16gb iPhone users send a screenshot of their storage page? No sorry I don't have enough storage to take a screenshot."