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Joke of the Day

"The playwright wanted to make a play using only particles made from 2 quarks each. It was his meson scene."

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"What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint? McLady."
"if you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""in jesus name amen"""
"How do you fix a broken website? With stick e-tape."
"Kim Kardashian's butt Q: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks? A: Silicon Valley."
"What do you call a can made in Mexico? A Mexican."
"Suicide bombers They're a dying breed."
"What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill? ""I'm cured!"""
"What do you call a kitten's post-mortem? An Aww-topsy."
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