19992

Joke of the Day

"Kim Kardashian's butt Q: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks? A: Silicon Valley."

"Whats the difference What is the difference between a redneck divorce, and a tornado. Not a damn thing either way someone is losing a trailer."

"Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion."

"What do aliens use to buy their coffee? starbucks"

"Try saying ""good luck"" without sounding sarcastic. Good luck."

"If I was a vampire, pretty sure I'd find a way to cover blood in cheese."

"*gets down on 1 knee* OMG *puts 2nd knee down* WHAT? *lays on floor* JIM? *snake noises* WHAT ARE YOU DOING? *slithers out of relationship*"

"Funny thing about National Cleavage Day is that girls with big boobs celebrate it everyday. Hallelujah."

"What did the baby milk say to his older sister? You're spoiled!"

"Would you like me to make you a hot dog? Yes, please. Poof! You're a hot dog!"