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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a kitten's post-mortem? An Aww-topsy."
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"Damn girl, you must be a moped Because I love riding you but I'd be extremely embarrassed if any of my friends saw me on you"
"why did Adele cross the street? To say hello...from the other side"
"*throws back out* Back: Let me back in baby, I can change."
"Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings.."
"It's especially on Fridays at 5 pm when I wish I could slide down the back of a brontosaurus directly into my car."
"What is a 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period..."
"Two black guys are taking a piss off a bridge... The first one says ""damn this waters cold"", the second guy says ""yeah, deep too"""
"I was such a stud that I lasted 1 hour and 5 seconds in bed Thanks Day light saving"
"The inventor of the Frisbee died yesterday. Per his final wishes, he'll be thrown onto the roof and forgotten about until next summer."