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Joke of the Day
"What's the best name for a male dildo-maker? [NSFW] Dick Smith."
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"Bernie Sanders has no chance as long as Theres a Trump virus going around on this website?"
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"I quit my job at the helium factory... I refuse to be spoken to in that tone"
"Everytime someone call me fat,I cut myself... A slice of pizza,who want some?"