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Joke of the Day

"I used to be opposed to organ transplant... But after having one done myself; I guess I've had a change of heart."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants??? One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean:D"

"Who was the dankest dictator of all time? LMao Zedong"

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"

"If 9/10 people suffer from herpes.... Does that mean, the last one enjoys it?"

"HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!!! lol"

"What do you call a sandstorm that won't go away? Da rude sandstorm"

"What did one suicide bomber say to the next? Nothing, he just waved. #punchlinesthatdontwork"

"What is the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing."

"I hate it when I'm at someone's party and they keep asking stupid questions like... ""Who are you?"" and ""Is that a gun?"""