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Joke of the Day
"I was casually swimming with a great white shark today. Until he bit my whole arm off."
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"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gagging noises"
"Nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday."
"If you're with me when I die, remember 2 things: 1) Do Not Resuscitate 2) Smash Phone on Ground"
"funny clean jokes I need some funny clean jokes for my speech class... Anyone have any? They have to be clean"
"Anal is like your first car You don't really want it, but your step dad gives it to you anyway"
"I took a pic of my self a few days ago. Now I'm playing with it. Yeah...I'm playing with my selfie."
"I called the rape hotline today Apparently it's only for victims"
"/u/username goes to the grocery store.... username checks out."
"According to Facebook a bunch of handsome dudes got together and decided to marry all my ex-girlfriends"