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Joke of the Day
"Nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday."
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"Rape is a touchy subject"
"[interview] Where do you see yourself in the next 5 years? Me: ""OMG I'M NOT A PSYCHIC THE SIGN SAID NO SKILLS REQUIRED!"""
"Mail some pirates a treasure map leading to the exact spot where you need a hole dug for a tree."
"And now, here's a disappointing joke with an anticlimactic punchline. You're welcome."
"Mitt Romney"
"I played Dodgeball... I got Bullied.... I ate Gluten... I didn't get Participation Trophies... I turned out fine... So will your kid..."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people are going to think we're nuts!"
"How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker."
"A friend from New Zealand asked me to put a wedge of lime in his cocktail. He took a sip and said ""Thank you, I couldn't have made it bitter myself!"""