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Joke of the Day

"According to Facebook a bunch of handsome dudes got together and decided to marry all my ex-girlfriends"

"If you liked ""These Boots Are Made for Walkin"" youll enjoy other hits like ""This Toaster Toasts Things"" and ""Whats the Phone Number for 911"""

"I used to watch TV, read the paper, and listen to the radio. Now I watch the internet, read the internet, and listen to the internet."

"Sorry I broke up with you via interpretive dance."

"Q: Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy? A: Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets!"

"Battered women... ...sounds delicious. But that doesn't make it right!"

"I don't understand how anyone could be a grave robber. How do you steal a six foot hole?"

"What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common? Both of them are hard to pull out of."

"Co-worker playfully snapped my suspenders and now everyone in the office knows my safe word."

"On its wedding night, why did the jungle cat have sex with the hotel receptionist? It was a fast cheetah"