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Joke of the Day
"Anal is like your first car You don't really want it, but your step dad gives it to you anyway"
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"Once a person turns 60, the ""reply all"" feature should no longer be available to them when sending emails."
"Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill Mrs Brown."
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk a cow for 15 years."
"Hillary Clinton asked the debate moderator a knock knock joke... Knock knock. Who's there? Hill--. INTERRUPTING TRUMP!"
"What's Black and White and Red all over? The Zebra I just shot dead."
"Old people always poke me at weddings and say ""you're next."" I do the same thing to them at funerals"
"What has two wings and an arrow? A Chinese telephone"
"I bought my cat a box of wine... The selfish rascal only wanted to play with the box! Also, it turns out I have a serious drinking problem and no cat."
"What do you call a group of lions that is homosexual? Gay pride."