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Joke of the Day
"I called the rape hotline today Apparently it's only for victims"
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"[Barnes and Noble] CASHIER: anything else? ME: four barns and your finest noble please CASHIER: get out"
"I will be answering all questions with both middle fingers this morning."
"I saw a very odd Middle Eastern market the other day. It was quite bazaar."
"What do you call it... when an old man cums all over you? Viagra Falls My wife just made up this joke and wondered if she actually made it up or if she is just not remembering where she heard it."
"A geeky joke: An SQL Query walks into a bar... ... and joins two tables."
"Be the reason they create new laws."
"Ate Frosted Mini Wheats this morning, pooped a mini patio set this evening."
"fuck that. A guy frantically searches his room then asks his grandma if she has found a bottle labeled LSD. Fuck that replies granny, have you seen the fucking dragon in the kitchen?"
"Never trust an atom They make up everything."