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Joke of the Day

"I read a sad statistic that something like 2% of all sushi goes un-Instagrammed."

"I can't think of anything worse than an over exaggerator"

"The only thing wrong with Bill Cosby was pudding. Pudding his dick where it didn't belong."

"My dad told me that getting a blowjob is the only way to get ahead in life."

"What's Canada's favorite board game? Sorry"

"Boy dog: ""how do you like it bitch?"" Girl dog: ""ruff"""

"I bet no one's had as many concussions as the guy who invented nunchucks."

"Why didn't the bicycle cross the road? ...he was two-tired..."

"What did the boots say to the cowboy? You ride -- I'll go on foot."

"Me: I don't like online shopping. I'm old school. I need to touch it, smell it, taste it. Her: I still need you to leave our lingerie store."