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Joke of the Day
"I read a sad statistic that something like 2% of all sushi goes un-Instagrammed."
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"I wanted to make a joke about quantum superpositions But I couldn't decide on one."
"Today, I had two religious people for dinner. That makes me an ""ate-theist""."
"Smokey the Bear Why cant smokey the bear have kids? Every time his wife gets hot, he beats her with a shovel."
"This man recorded his son every day for a decade. The footage is breathtaking and takes 10 years to watch."
"Lately, there are a lot of Leftists... ...who all think they're Right."
"Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark."
"My husband and I both have colds but only his is really really bad."
"What's brown and sticky? A Stick"
"Have you ever heard the one about the dust bunny and the mud pie? Well then sorry, I only tell clean jokes."