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Joke of the Day
"I'm trying to find a job cleaning mirrors It's something I could really see myself doing"
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"What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter? A gambler might lose."
"For sale, homeless man. Still in box"
"A Cop, Indian, GI, Construction Worker and a Cowboy walk into a bar... Am I in the wrong place or are they?"
"The last item on my bucket list is dying. How convenient."
"What's today's date? 10-4 Good Buddy!"
"When I walk through the produce aisle I feel that the fruit is conspiring against me, and that gets on my nerves.... I don't know, maybe I'm just pear-annoyed."
"To the guy who made the wrong website pun Woops, wrong internet universe"
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple."
"I wonder how many calories you burn locking yourself out and having to climb in through a second story window.??"