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Joke of the Day

"""Is this InkJet any good?"" ""Sure we've sold it to royalty"" ""Princesses?"" ""Mate, it prints ALL the letters"""

"What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common? None of them like pork."

"You drunkenly fall into one bathtub with your pants around your ankles, breaking the curtain rod and all of a sudden, everyone is a critic"

"Waitress: Would you prefer your order with a side of fries or salad? Me: Would you prefer your tip with cash or advice?"

"I like my Wifi like I like my sex... Unprotected."

"JESUS: I am the way, the truth, and the life ME: This guy is definitely an only child"

"What is the oldest red wine? ""They took our Land!"""

"My friend has the Koran on DVD... I asked him if he could burn me a copy."

"Duck in my soup. Me: Waiter, there's a duck in my soup... Waiter: That's a pond, you're at a park, I'm just here with my family, will you put some pants on?"

"Pregnancy I'm too smart to want children, but not smart enough to make *her* not want 'em."