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Joke of the Day

"Bought some shoes from a drug dealer... Not sure what he laced them with, but I have been trippen' all day."

"Whats the difference between dawn and dusk? d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out."

"What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas? A leaf blower"

"Responsible pet owners pick up their dog's poop. Cool pet owners pick their dogs up from the airport (after their doggy business trips)."

"The Holy Liar A: ""I dont trust in god."" B: ""You're an atheist? :o"" A: ""No, i think he's a liar."""

"How do you spell ""Pringles"" in Spanish? Pringles"

"As a guy... being sexually frustrated must be hard."

"My friend told me that he was diagnosed with Dissociative Identity Disorder. I bought him a snickers"

"What do you call an non alkaline Jewish family. Hasidic"

"Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war."