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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Puberty"

"""Wow, it's pouring out there."" ""Just let a smile be your umbrella!"" ""That's not how rain works, Karen."""

"Most computer problems can be fixed by removing the idiot from the keyboard."

"My brother got kicked out of his house by his wife for measuring his penis. For the record, it reaches the back of her sister's throat."

"So a guy with a ""Baby on Board"" sticker on his back glass, backed out of a parking spot and directly into my car.. Apparently that dick had a problem with pulling out."

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race"

"The longest joke in the world Friend showed me this: http://longestjokeintheworld.com It's definitely worth the patience of not skipping to the end"

"Just wrote ""Rhanks"" to someone. Who am I? Scooby Doo?"

"Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can't!"

"What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East? Dora the EXPLODER"