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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Puberty"
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"What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!"
"If it's true that spiders are more scared of me than I am of them, why have I never seen a spider crawl away screaming like a little girl?"
"I heard this song by the Righteous Brothers I cant remember what its called, but it was off the chain"
"Just settled a divorce over Parrot custody/visitation. Neither may teach it negative phrases abt the other. I went to law school for this."
"My parents always said I was artistic. They were very modest, so they only ever whispered it to each other."
"[almost at the moon] Buzz: *explosive diarrhea* DID YOU PUT SOMETHING IN THE TANG, ARMSTRONG? Neil: *steals speech out of his pocket* nope"
"Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged? Their boyfriends eat with their hats on."
"You should skydive without a parachute. It's a once in a lifetime experience."
"What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids? Inconceivable."