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Joke of the Day

"What did one condom say to another? Let's go to the gay bar and get shit faced."

"Police commissioner, do we have any leads in the Trump assassination case? It's too early to tell, but we have reason to believe the gun belonged to Gov. Jeb Bush"

"Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help? because he was kneaded."

"What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal."

"Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays? Because then they would be bay-gulls."

"Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road? Because it's a chicken."

"sorry 4 rant, I heard a guy say ""millennials all do fake social media jobs""& was like buddy ur postgrad data entry gig is done by robots now"

"The nice thing about being a pessimist is that in the end you are either pleasantly surprised or you have the satisfaction of knowing you were right all along."

"What do ants drink? Tea. It's an ant tea joke."

"How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Toss him some sort of flotation device"