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Joke of the Day

"So, I haven't seen the vice president in the news much recently I think that he may just be Biden his time"

"A guy walks into a bar and says 'ouch' Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks"

"Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross."

"Five years in, my marriage is like Girls Gone Wild: after a few drinks the cracks start to appear."

"Fight fire with water. Idiots."

"What do the iPhone 7 and the Titanic have in common? There's no room for jack, on both of them"

"[Therapist's office] Husband: She takes everything, literally T: What do you mean? *Me walking out the door w/ the floor lamp I'm stealing*"

"Dad Slapped me For my Bad Skilled Jokes"

"My wife was on eBay this afternoon... No bids yet"

"Hate it when a mum automatically assumes their baby is hungry when they cry. Maybe they're crying for a stable economy. YOU DON'T KNOW!"