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Joke of the Day

"If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats."

"A Catholic dies, and thinks he's gone to heaven ."

"I haven't slept for 10 days.... ...because that would be too long. - Mitch Hedberg"

"Which Dinosaurs love electricity? Bulbasaurs"

"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my fuckin' dick!"

"Diarrhoea runs in my jeans"

"What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you I'll just have a slither."

"What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast? Comatoast!"

"Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!"

"Starting chatting to a 14 year old girl online... Started chatting to a super sexy and flirty 14 year old girl online, and she just told me she's an undercover cop.... How fucking cool is that!"