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Joke of the Day

"Starting chatting to a 14 year old girl online... Started chatting to a super sexy and flirty 14 year old girl online, and she just told me she's an undercover cop.... How fucking cool is that!"

"I met a girl in a bar last night and she said she wanted the night to be magical.... So I fucked her and disappeared."

"What did the sexual predator chicken say about the donkey? I don't think it'll fit in that ass."

"They say you shouldn't smoke or drink when pregnant. I disagree. Best give it a shot before you splash out on another abortion. Besides there are only so much hangers in the world."

"Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He was told to get a long little doggy..."

"What kind of fish has two knees? A tunee fish."

"Many ravens are called a congress... Owls are a parliament, eagles are a convocation and crows are a murder. Does this mean that a group of vultures are a corporation?"

"I'm going to hell for this but..... *knock knock* Who's there? *9/11* 9/11 who? *you said you'd never forget*"

"One blonde says to the another: ""Hey, let's yell simultaneously! 3, 2, 1 ""SIMULTANEOUSLY!! SIMULTANEOUSLY!!!"""

"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger."