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Joke of the Day
"What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan? Qui-Gon Gin."
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"How does a shepherd integrate black and white flocks? Ewe-substitution"
"Who is the poorest in England? The Tooth Fairy!"
"I went to a General Store the other day. Couldn't find anything specific."
"I recently broke up with my long term Japanese girlfriend... She didn't seem to understand so I had to drop the bomb on her twice."
"America's new motto If it's worth eating it's worth over eating."
"If you're asking me to choose sides, I'll always choose potato salad."
"Tapioca pudding. Con: insane amount of carbs and sugars. Pro: tastes like you're going down on an angel."
"A man was at a HIV volunteer center... ...to give a motivational talk to the patients He told them they need to stay positive. Not surprise he got kicked out shortly after"
"What do you call a guy with rabbits up his arse/ass? Warren."