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Joke of the Day

"A man was at a HIV volunteer center... ...to give a motivational talk to the patients He told them they need to stay positive. Not surprise he got kicked out shortly after"

"I dated an English teacher for a few months, but it didn't work out. She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon."

"In Soviet Russia ... the Government owns the Corporations."

"Do you know what paraplegics can't stand? *that"

"Drugs are really bad for your mind. All these years I thought I worked in an office, but it turns out I'm actually a centaur."

"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot!"

"What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool? Throw in your laundry."

"How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair? Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking."

"Why did Batman climb the tree? He was looking for Robin's nest."

"Two prime numbers stayed married for life. They couldn't be divided"