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Joke of the Day

"A man was at a HIV volunteer center... ...to give a motivational talk to the patients He told them they need to stay positive. Not surprise he got kicked out shortly after"

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"[pirate ship capturing another ship] Pirate: Prepare to be bored! Other Captain: Don't you mean boarded? *pirate opens stamp collection*"
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"What's the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? Harry Potter escapes the chamber"
"How I reacted to the Fine Bros controversy... [deleted]"
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"Paris attack I beat the paris mission in mw3 today"