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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy with rabbits up his arse/ass? Warren."
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"Jared Fogle is going to prison. It looks as if his steady diet of footlongs will continue"
"As a Hilary supporter in Colorado, I'm still happy with the outcome of the election. Since proposition 106 passed I can legally kill myself now that trump won."
"I met up with my ex-fiance today and immediately began having sex The police did not take it well as I was only asked to identify the body."
"I heard there was a bombing in Times Square. But it was just Mariah."
"Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That's my son. Teacher: Oh! I'm so sorry. Mother: You're sorry?"
"Mother tells her computer geek son, ""Go get a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."" So he goes, and returns with 6 cartons of milk."
"You know why I drink apple juice? Because OJ will kill you"
"I should rename my Reddit account to Digiorno... Because as OP I never deliver"
"I love the smell of my f5 key... It is very refreshing"