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Joke of the Day
"""Do you masturbate?"" Friend:""Do you Jack off? Me:""Yes, I do"". Friend:""How many guys a day?"""
Next Joke
"School is like a penis... Long and hard unless you're Asian"
"One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or complain. But it was a long time ago, and it was just for that one day."
"I thought I share this gem What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man? .....Leave the plunger in the toilet!"
"9 out of every 3 people suffer from math illiteracy."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes..... ...that way when you criticize them you are a mile away, and have their shoes."
"This Super Market doesn't even sell capes."
"What do you call someone who's representing a bike shop? A spokesperson."
"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am, can you fucking believe that, 2:30am. Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes."
"Court decision: ""I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair... ... What happens next will shock you"""