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Joke of the Day
"What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear? Oakley Dokelys"
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"Michigan and Ohio fought a war over Toledo... Michigan won and Ohio has to keep it."
"My ex texted ""You've got a friend in me. XoXo"". I thought she was being too nice until I realized that she was talking about my buddy Dave."
"Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere."
"They're like plastic slippers Wearing crocs is like getting your dick sucked by a dude. It feels great... until you look down and realize your a fag. That is all - Carry on :)"
"What do you call corn with a sense of humor? Laughing stalk"
"Pikachu hates Rebeca black"
"What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life? An Opti-Mystic."
"My wife said: ""Can my mother come down for the weekend?"" So I said: ""Why?"" And she said: ""Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already."""
"I don't believe in peer pressure. Unless my friends do..."