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Joke of the Day
"What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear? Oakley Dokelys"
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"Accidentally OD'd On Benefiber The other day I accidentally OD'd on Benefiber. Boy, the shit really did hit the fan."
"Why do flies hate the shower? Because the only thing to eat is shampoo."
"Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee? They only have one Tinkie-Winkie"
"I had an affair with English. Since then, Math and I don't speak."
"alcoholic alzheimer's anonymous. No one knows who they are, or what they're drinking."
"I was expecting ""The Last Airbender"" to be a disappointment. I was not disappointed."
"Me: You're supposed to be taking a nap 4-year-old: I am Me: Then why are you standing here? 4-year-old: Me: 4-year-old: This is a dream"
"Why I'd never get a sex change I wouldn't have the balls to do it"
"Just because I'm smiling doesn't necessarily mean that I like you. I might be picturing you on fire."