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Joke of the Day
"Just received a thank-you card from someone I sent a thank-you card to. Oh, it's on."
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"Airport security asked me if I've seen anything unusual ...I just paid $18 for a coke & a ham sandwich...Let's start with that."
"First rule of robbing banks is you have to shout, ""THIS IS A ROBBERY!"" Otherwise they might think it's a baptism."
"[shark tank] ""Hi, what's your product idea?"" Product? [holding bucket of live fish] I'm here to see the tank of sh-... I've made a mistake"
"knock knock. Who's there? Lee Lee who? No, Lee hao."
"What did the little kid do with the dead battery? He buried it."
"I like to put my passengers as ease by pointing out where all the airbags are. Ending the safety message with ""Just in case I crash again"""
"What did one sock tell its other half ? Nothing, the fucker had disappeared in the dryer."
"What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid? An OxyMoron!"
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