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Joke of the Day

"The other day, I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow... I called her up and asked, ''Did you get my drift?''"

"When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. ` And then I wait for the next bus."

"Where do fish come from? Finland!"

"You wanna hear an offensive joke? Keemstar."

"A male feminist walks into a bar. . . Because it was set so low"

"I'd like to die in my sleep like my grandpa Comfortably, unlike the rest of the people in his car"

"I've been waiting for the bus so long, someone just stapled a lost cat flyer to my chest."

"I ignore politics because politicians clearly ignore me."

"I have an irrational fear of elevators I always feel like they are going to let me down someday."

"There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who know how to count, and those who don't."