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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now."

"I like my shits like I like my Slavs Squatting."

"I'm on a new diet where all I eat is soup on weekdays. It's called: Miso Hungry."

"Light a man a fire... You'll keep him warm for a night. Light a man on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life"

"The sign outside the drug rehab facility was very fitting ""Stay off the grass."""

"What do you call a blind german? A not see"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotapus"

"What do you call a lame horse? Elmer"

"What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant? Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)"

"BREAKING: An egg. I'm making scrambled eggs."