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Joke of the Day
"I heard Christians only count 1 through 9. I wonder what happens if they say 10?"
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"How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears? None. He'd eat them raw!"
"Whenever your girlfriend tells you she's on her period remember not to say things like ""that explains it."""
"Do you know how many planets are in the solar system? 7, after I destroy Uranus."
"Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania? Because all his other wives support Hilary"
"The first rule of Thesaurus Club is you do not talk about, name, hint at, refer to, discuss, or mention Thesaurus Club."
"My boss asked why he didnt see me at work on halloween. I told him I went as god. I clearly was never there, and all the work that got done I did not do."
"All good students of Astrology drop out midway after they learn enough to find out. :)"
"Sorry I didn't text you back, but my phone recognized your number."
"My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car."