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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of apathy? I don't know, and I don't care."
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"Every morning when I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed. I think I'll return the piece of shit to Ikea!"
"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom? A pick pocket only snatches people's watches. Credit Sanford and Son Edit: Statches"
"How old do I look? 9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any"
"What do a virgin and a used Prius owner have in common? Neither of them have had sex"
"Can't wait to get old so I can shower sitting down."
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"Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion."
"Just saw a woman, covered in red paint, running and screaming from an abandoned country house, LOL good prank."
"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer? Mick Jagger sings ""eh you, get offa mai cloud"", but the Scottish farmer says ""eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!"