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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday I took LSD and I wrestled with a grass snake for three hours. On a side note, our garden hose is completely wrecked."

"Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55."

"My wife sent me out looking for a hard to find French cheese... It's called camofromage. Sorry this joke is so cheesy, but my kid thought it was Gouda."

"[hospital] *crying* Jim it's your turn to change the baby *picks up baby* -Ok brb *comes back holding a black baby* -I think they're onto us"

"Did you hear they're going to print the Daily Mail on A1 sheets? It's pretty big news."

"Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir? They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)"

"Three /r/Jokes mods walk in a bar.............. [removed]"

"What does a programmer have during sex? An ||gasm."

"What do you call a murderer who pours their mike before the cereal? A cereal killer!"

"Why do you never touch the red dot on an Indian person's forehead? They will self destruct"