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Joke of the Day
"Why do you never touch the red dot on an Indian person's forehead? They will self destruct"
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"""Hey baby ditch the zero *stares silently until lenses transition into sunglasses* and get with the hero."""
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"I'm trying to give up using innuendo in my jokes. But it's hard...really hard."