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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a murderer who pours their mike before the cereal? A cereal killer!"

"Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool? Power tools are found inside the Home Depot."

"What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus? Kanye's not him."

"How do I apply this ointment ""liberally"" without compromising my conservative christian values?"

"When I get naked in the bathroom... When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."

"Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?"

"Why can't you ever trust an atom? Because they make up everything"

"Humans are like grapes... Grapes are green or purple, and a human has colors too. A grape is picked, and eaten by a human. Then we die of old age. I'm not good with metaphors."

"Before saying anything like ""you have really soft hands for a man"", just be like so goddamned sure they're a man."

"What is Rickon Stark's favourite band ? One Direction."