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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby? Because they always miss."
Next Joke
"why don 't women wear watches? there's a clock on the stove"
"Johnny got back from drug rehab... ...and they asked did he managed to quit taking drugs. He said: ""Well, on one hand a I did, but on the other one I didn't."""
"Why did Jerry Hall marry Rupert Murdoch? He's not much to look at, but he's a great listener."
"If you have a dog grooming business and it's not called ""Doggie Style"" then something is wrong with you."
"What's the fastest game in the world? Pass the Parcel in a Belfast Pub."
"Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep? Because deep down they're good people"
"Why are bananas so popular? Because they have appeal"
"What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet? A kidager"
"Three Jews walk into a bar... ...and head straight to the back room to check the books to see how much profit it's been making. Because they own the bar. Because they're Jews."