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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby? Because they always miss."
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"I dare you to read the New Testament, except substitute every ""Jesus"" with ""Pizza Hut"" and tell me it isn't the greatest business plan ever."
"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
"Did you hear about the man who hit my ex? He gold arrested for animal abuse"
"Trump: ""I'll win the latino vote"""
"I tried typing ""penis"" as my new password and I got an error message saying it was too short."
"Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower The rest 2% have never been to prison."
"fyi, drug mule does not mean youll be getting stoned and riding around on a donkey... worst first day ever"
"I've had enough of my girlfriend's obsession with auctions. So I bid her farewell."
"A gun is like my penis.... On cold lonely nights sometimes I stick the end of it in my mouth"