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Joke of the Day
"why don 't women wear watches? there's a clock on the stove"
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"I have been using teeth whitener, and now they are completely oblivious to the experiences and sufferings of other peoples."
"Your college degree doesn't mean you're smart, it just means you're in debt."
"My boss was all, ""Do you know why I called you to the office, "" and I was like, ""I dunno is there a hidden security camera in the bathroom."""
"How many cops does it take to push a hooker down the stairs? None, ""she fell""."
"You know what makes me angry? Haemoglobin kettles. They really make my blood boil."
"It was my birthday last week, I got a dehumidifier and a humidifier.... Put them in the same room, let em fight it out. -Steven Wright"
"ME: [in santa costume, covered in chimney soot] that was hard. how does santa do it WIFE: well santas not real, hun ME: [drops cookie] WHAT"
"What do women and aircraft share in common? They both have cockpits"
"What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips."