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Joke of the Day
"why don 't women wear watches? there's a clock on the stove"
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"I thought chiropractors were a waste of money But I stand corrected."
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"What is the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 12."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they are both stuck up bitches."
"How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? Don't worry... they'll tell you."
"I got this hot blondes phone number today! Im starting to think i should cause car accidents more often."
"Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other ""How do you get to the other side?"" ""You are on the other side"" the other blonde yells back."
"I think Newton was actually hit by pigeon shit when he discovered gravity.. Falling of apple was just a 'dignified' cover up...!!"