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Joke of the Day

"Three Jews walk into a bar... ...and head straight to the back room to check the books to see how much profit it's been making. Because they own the bar. Because they're Jews."

"Found a concert that costs 45 cents! ..... It's 50cent and Nickelback /mikedrop"

"Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!"

"If it wasn't for Yahoo Answers, there's no way I could know this numb black foot was just a headache."

"Why did the broken straw go to rehab? It had a serious drinking problem."

"Shower like nobody is watching."

"What's yellow and black and makes you laugh: A bus full of niggers going over a cliff."

"Sometimes when your sad, no one cares. Sometimes when you cry, no one sees. Sometimes when you leave no one notices. But fart just one time."

"What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention? A drama-dairy."

"My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized"