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Joke of the Day
"I've come into a lot of money lately... It's a fetish I never knew I had until now."
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"Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go."
"A baby seal walks into a club."
"What's organic dental floss? Pubic hair!"
"How do you kill vegetarian vampires? With a steak to the heart."
"What did the Doctor say to the midget in the waiting room? ""You're going to have to be a little patient"""
"My Sergeant told us to ""fire at will""... It's kind of a shame. I liked that guy."
"A feminist was asking me how i watch lesbian relationships unfortunately, in HD was the wrong answer."
"How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready teddy go !"
"Cheer up Hillary Clinton. Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president, until after serving 27 years in prison."