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Joke of the Day

"A feminist was asking me how i watch lesbian relationships unfortunately, in HD was the wrong answer."

"What is a relationship? It's the one that always sinks...."

"My friend composes lyrics about sewing machines. She's a Singer songwriter."

"A bank robber took a mop and a bucket of soapy water to a job. He cleaned up."

"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs.. I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber"

"Dirty joke told to me by an old man (NSFW) What does 70 year old pussy taste like? Depends Sorry if this is a repost."

"How does Bruce Wayne's mom call Bruce in for dinner... She can't she's dead"

"A pothead, a rapist and a dog killer walk into a bar. The Steelers must be in town."

"Wanna hear a joke? My mute friend told me this one."

"What do Christians and Muslims have in common They think it's a sin to use condoms when raping 5 YEAROLDS"