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Joke of the Day

"Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go."

"I love when you're choking someone and they are all ""I can't breathe"", duh I'm choking you."

"Two skeletons open up a pasta resteraunt to serve the afterlife. What's the resteraunt called? The Bone Zone."

"You can't trust anyone you meet online I went on a date with a guy I met online last week and stole $250 from him"

"Never gonna invite Jesus for another bondage party Last time around, he forgot his safe word and we had to bury his sorry ass."

"Why did brass and steel team-up together during the war? Because they were alloys."

"Your helium addiction is out of control, but nobody is taking your cry for help seriously."

"Knock Knock / Who's There? / Benghazi / Benghazi who? I knew you'd forget about me if Trump won."

"That boy is so dirty the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon."

"How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."