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Joke of the Day
"My Sergeant told us to ""fire at will""... It's kind of a shame. I liked that guy."
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"What do you call a deer with no eyes? Dnner"
"Oh, you were sexually harassed in the workplace? Sounds like a personnel problem."
"If cops can drive undercover cars, we should be able to drive cop cars. It's only fair."
"*Brings pen to sword fight* Guy with sword : What's that? Me : Tis mightier! *Gets beheaded*"
"Wheres the best place to hide a body? Page 2 of google search results"
"What do they say when you leave an abortion clinic in Germany? Al-fetus-zane"
"Well, well, well... If it isn't the lesson I should've learned by now."
"Fred: I'm sure I'm right. Betty: You're as right as rain - all wet!"
"I wonder if the Three Wise Men said to Jesus, ""Just to be clear, these gifts are for your birthday AND Christmas."""