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Joke of the Day

"What's Gordon Ramsey's favourite movie? It's Fucking Frozen!"

"it's so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager"

"What is the difference between you and school tomorrow? I'm not going to come into school tomorrow."

"If a telemarketer calls give the phone to your 3 yr old,and tell them its santa clause."

"I regret joining the gym recently.. leaving the EU would've been a more effective way to lose pounds"

"*steals machine parts all year* *gets coal for xmas* ""Santa you idiot, the parts were for a pressure chamber"" *turns coal into diamond*"

"Why did the janitor flush the toilet? Because it was his duty."

"It's great that banks are nice enough to charge fees for using machines created for the purpose of replacing paid employees."

"Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up."

"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it :)"